Pop Goes The Who Ha

by Who Ha

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// Pop Goes The Who Ha //

Who Ha: Mike Mendoza

Likes: Playing Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Windsurfing, Dumping arch nemeses into vats of toxic waste, Saving broads from the bad bad world in future cyberpunk adventures, Stealing?, Ketchup (as a delivery device for Belgian Fries)

Occupation: Digital Historian, Entertainer, Semi-Pro Cryptozoologist

Favorite Movies: Independence Day, Speed, The Fifth Element, Jurassic Park, ET, Ferris Bueller's Day On Line Getting Tickets To A Baseball Game

Personal Quote: "leave me alone. I'm working on my album. get the hell out of here. I'm calling the cops. wait, before you go, where's the- no wait, nevermind, I know where it is. you don't even know, just go." - I say this all the time to my loved ones and friends, it's highly motivational and inspirational

// Lyrics and info for specific tracks can be found by clicking on the individual track link //

1 Cutiest Petutiest Gluteus rel 4.10.14
2 Big Apple, Big Time City rel 5.23.14
3 Crystal Coast rel 8.17.14

This is an ongoing album. The idea is that:
1) I have no set release date in mind
2) But I want to continue releasing new tracks and put them in one location and not just release a string of singles. Stringles, if you will
3) I will release new tracks to the album as they become finished, and I'll promo each of them with some sort of media, whether it's art or video or something else
4) This thing is constantly evolving, so the writing here might change. I might decide to change my whole style and become an animated turtle who sings reggae. ...that sounds kind of cool actually.

Stay with me here, at some actual decided-upon end date to this album, I'll have a "grand opening" of sorts, and I'll tour to promote this thing with fun merch and co-branded Retro Promenade events to promote all my Retro Synth / Synthwave buddies while I'm out having my fun. Maybe I could start touring tomorrow on an ongoing tour that has no end dates as well.

Again, the whole cartoon reggae turtle thing is starting to sound like a really good idea, so grab hold of your gluteuses, this could be a super cool ride we could be on here.

Welcome to the future.
WH // MM


released 10 April 2014

thanks go out to: Will Smith & Jeff Goldblum. Keep it up, boyos






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Track Name: Cutiest Petutiest Gluteus

We're gonna work it
Do-do, do it now
We're gonna Shock That Zulu
C'mon, let's go

Here we go, let’s start
Welcome everybody
Time to getchyour asses into the mood
I am who ha, here’s my card
Personal trainer and
Professional radical dude

So getchya body loose
Cause we’re workin on those glutes
And we’re gonna get sweaty tonight

Yeah I’m talkin boutchyour fanny
That’s my planny
Getchya your booty (booty delay) lookin real tight

Then out of alll the bootiests
You’ll have the cutiest petutiest gluteus
I ever saw
Even in Toronto, Canada

Buh-na na-na na-nah
(Mow mow-mow-mow-mow mow mow mow)

Step one, have fun, beyond
Let go of what you consider normal
Step two, be you, be true, relax
This won’t work if you’re nervous and formal
Step three, look at me
I’m so fresh and i’m so clean
Cause i never forget to scrub my knees
Well if you want more, well there’s no step four
Just make sure you don’t forget to scrub your knees

Now out of all the bootiests
You’ve got the cutiest petutiest gluteus
I ever saw
And girl you know I just can’t get enough

C'mon Shock That Zulu
Do-do, do what you do

No no it’s not over
Cool off with retro yoga
Slow motion runnin like a T-1000
Straighten your hands and have no emoution
Emoution. it’s emotion that rhymes with T-1000

Now do it to the left
Now do it to the right

Do it to the left
Do it to the right
Give it your best
Do do it all night

Track Name: Big Apple, Big Time City
Listen to me child, Go wild
Push it one step more
(Push it one step more)

I ain't gonna say nothin
Thatchya never did heard before

The only way i come through, for you
Is steer you clear and well
(Banana wey!)

But don't come cryin, if you're dyin
All alone in a cell
(Yo Hohhh!)

It's the Big Apple, Big Time City
Can you hold your own
You've got to run, have fun
Can you hold your own

You gotta do what ya have to have to do
Play the part, help yourself

Always playin too rough, actin tough
You're gonna take a spill

If you're going for a cruise, here's the news
5-0 is out for you

So many bad boys, stealin toys
What side ya gonna choose


(Late 80s/Early 90s Rap Breakdown)
It's the BIG apple
BIG snapple, crackle, pop
DIGem frog, on a log
Bump that honey, hop hop
Pick a mark, hit em hard
Watch a movie, steal a car
Meowth, that's right, let's go
Team rocket, blastin off fo sho

Track Name: Crystal Coast
shooo bop
i've lost my monkey
shooo bop

shooo bop
come help me find him
shooo bop

layer 1-
all the ladies
love the monkey
all the ladies
monkeyin around
just us and the monkey
always time to play

layer 2-
on the boardwalk
see me there
with my monkey
ocean air

layer 3-
all of us
jumpin into the ocean
feel it in the air

I don't know
what you want to show me
but i've got to go
so hurry it up

up and down the coast
is where i want to be most
i'm better than any old gost
they better back it on up

from the west side
i'll take you with me
to the east side
where i think you belong

under the bright lights
we'll be dancing spinning
it will feel so right
cliche something bout being wrong